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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump wants to build a wall along the Mexican border but he wants them toupee."

"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"

"Don't send an email if you're angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it."

"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"

"I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote."

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."

"Oh, I'm just in the bathroom stall, standing on the toilet. So yeah, it's 4/20 & I'm totally high on pot."

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."

"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."