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Joke of the Day

"Oh, I'm just in the bathroom stall, standing on the toilet. So yeah, it's 4/20 & I'm totally high on pot."

"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."

"Women can't go to heaven Because God said there would be peace in heaven."

"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"

"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."

"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"

"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"

"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."