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Joke of the Day
"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."
Next Joke
"NSFW A man asked a woman ""Excuse me miss can I smell your feet?"" She replies ""why certainly not!"" So the man says ""oh must be your pussy then."""
"You're so vain, you probably think me driving by your house 27 times at 2 a.m. wearing all black with binoculars is about you, don't you."
"How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !"
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
"What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night? Bedward ScissorHams"
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!"
"What is the worst race of ghosts? ...Spooks"
"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"