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Joke of the Day
"Tried to slide a cup towards me across the table. The cup fell over instead. I blame friction."
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"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."
"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."
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"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""
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