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Joke of the Day

"What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? ""I guess you aren't up to par"""

"How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."

"Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks."

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."

"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."

"I'm so good at sleeping... I can do it with my eyes closed."

"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"

"A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going"

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"