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Joke of the Day

"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."

"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"

"I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer."

"I like my beer how I like my violence... Domestic"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."

"I'm not a great lap dancer, I've got two left cheeks."

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."

"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."