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Joke of the Day

"reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback"

"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."

"Why doesn't Hitler play table tennis? Because he's dead."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave? There's Starbucks next to the headstone."

"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."

"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"

"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."

"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"

"Gary: ""Doctor, I think I'm losing my memory"". Doctor: ""Since when?"" Gary: ""Since when what?"""