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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
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"Q: Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Wood."
"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."
"I'm writing a swiss novel But there's a lot of plot holes."
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"
"It is nearly impossible to find an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. They are all optical Aleutians."
"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."
"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."
"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An IN-VEST-IGATOR!"