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Joke of the Day

"How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo"

"They call me Big Dick But im average at best."

"Q: When do the leaves begin to turn? A: The night before a test."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"

"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"

"Great way to end a phone conversation: Yell ""OH FUCK, METEOR!"", then hang up really hard."

"I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place It's called ""What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"""

"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"

"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."

"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"