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Joke of the Day
"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
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"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."
"Empty My head is just like the comments section. (I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)"
"""Any two-watt bulbs?"" ""For what?"" ""That'll do. I'll take two."" ""Two what?"" ""I thought you didn't have any."" ""Any what?"" ""Yes, please."""
"Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet."
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""
"[robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!"
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? PUMPKIN PI"
"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"