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Joke of the Day

"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."

"What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? An instagator!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit"

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."

"My psychiatrist said I'm crazy. I told him, ""I demand a second opinion!"" He said, ""Ok, you're ugly, too."""

"Why is the media making such a big deal about the olympic swimmer's period? It's a perfectly normal female body function that, according to my wife, occurs 2-3 times per month."

"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died."

"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."

"What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food? Meesa Soup"