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Joke of the Day

"Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting."

"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy is at least 14 before coming on his face."

"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"

"What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."

"There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging."

"What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? Owch! it hertz"

"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"