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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy is at least 14 before coming on his face."

"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't really want them knowing my real name."

"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."

"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"

"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."

"Me: I know it hurts, but you'll learn to love again. Sheep: I don't know. I can't even look at ewe right now."

"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."

"I wish there was an app that would let you take a picture of a woman and then it would tell you if she was into guys with race car beds."

"Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers."