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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy is at least 14 before coming on his face."

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."

"What's a German's favorite fruit? An Auto-Bahnana"

"My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her. It's like she's a drunk version of me."

"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."

"For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea."

"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."

"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"

"I heard there's a woman going about with twelve nipples. Sounds absurd. Dozen tit."

"So I'm balls deep in this guys ass and I go ahead and try to give him a reach-around... And he was hard.. How fucking gay is that?"