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Joke of the Day

"WHAT A PRANK"

"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"

"I thought of a black joke. But it doesn't work."

"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."

"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer."

"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."

"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."

"I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars."