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Joke of the Day
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
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"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"
"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."
"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."
"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."
"Boobs are the original WMD's. Weapons of Man's Destruction."
"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"
"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."