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"I thought of a black joke. But it doesn't work."
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"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."
"Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research? No? Probably because they haven't been making great strides."
"What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd"
"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."
"If ur late to an appt, just tell them u had another one, but were on time to that one. That way they associate you with punctuality"
"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"
"Why does Donald Trump love all colors? He heard all colors add up to white."
"I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added ""Mother*ucker"" to his vocabulary."
"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."