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Joke of the Day
"So my math teacher asked what I did over Thanksgiving... (-1)/8"
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"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"Greatest days of my life: 3) Day I got married 2) Day my first kid was born 1) Day Facebook let you turn off notifications for their games"
"Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts? It's not my fault I'm blind."
"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."
"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"
"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then I realized I was beating a dead horse..."
"""I'm never drinking again."" -someone who will drink again"