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Joke of the Day
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey I'm a dog."
Next Joke
"[rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - ""that was an accident can I have my egg back please"""
"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."
"I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score."
"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"
"Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!"
"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."
"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."
"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."
"What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC"