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Joke of the Day
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey I'm a dog."
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"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."
"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."
"Assorted nuts... ...was the name of the insane asylum."
"Germany Vs Brazil Guess we can say it wasn't even klose."
"Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date."
"My greatest acting performance is when I check the caller ID, then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone ""Hello?"""