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Joke of the Day

"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."

"I'm married to a nut I guess you could say I'm fucking nuts."

"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"

"My stepfather, beating me black and blue, was no accident. Just a terrible faux pa."

"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"

"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."

"Organs are like onions If you cut them in half you will probably cry"

"Racism is a subjective matter there are no black and white solutions"

"Where are male pornstars buried? Deadwood."