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Joke of the Day

"I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC... There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected"

"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"

"Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry."

"If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models"

"Old Twitter is what you'd get if an engineer brought New Twitter to Steve Jobs, and Steve beat on him relentlessly to simplify it."

"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."

"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"This may sound racist but all black luggage looks the same."