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Joke of the Day

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."

"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."

"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"

"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"

"What do you call a time traveler who masturbated in the future? A blast from the past."

"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"

"My sister Crystal I asked my mother earlier today why my sister was named Crystal. Mother: That's because I love crystals so much. Me: What about my name then? Mother: No more questions today, Dick."