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Joke of the Day
"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"
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"A man is making moonshine. But the machine isn't working. He goes to see his friend Gino. Gino looks at the machine and says ""That's cause it's a still!"""
"When I go to a business that offers hand sanitizer by the cash register, I spit in it and say, ""If it works, that shouldn't be a problem."""
"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? **Juan on Juan.**"
"Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays."
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."
"Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed."
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine."