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Joke of the Day
"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."
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"me: damnit, i forgot to get my bus fare reimbursed this month sally: go see gary in HR, he's pretty flexible [walks in on gary doing yoga]"
"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."
"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"
"What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin."
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"
"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."
"A joke about my girlfriend"