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Joke of the Day
"My friends tell me that cooking is easy but it's not easier than not cooking."
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"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."
"What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Mat"
"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."
"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."
"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."
"I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the real question is how they got in there."
"My orgasm face is pretty much the same as my looking-over-my-shoulder-while-backing-up-the-car face."