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Joke of the Day

"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like ""Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch."""

"Getting a tub. Filling it with cookies. Pouring milk over it. Pretending to eat a giant's cereal. Horrifying my wife."

"It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal, then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand."

"Let's pause this conversation until your Transition Lenses catch up."

"I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone"

"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."

"An Irish, blind, gay, paraplegic blonde woman is wheeled into a bar.. ""Ow!"""