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Joke of the Day

"(Showing off new car) Father-in-law: Looks good, what engine has it got? Me: *ultra confident* a grey & black one"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"

"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."

"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""

"What do rednecks do on halloween? Pumpkin"

"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"

"What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions? A crime fighter."

"How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch."

"A psychic sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He says ""You're about to jump from Empire State Building tomorrow."""