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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."

"What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery."

"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"

"A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home. So he moved."

"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"

"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."