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Joke of the Day

"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."

"What are the two types of people who love the words ""Who, what, when, where and why?"" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients"

"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"

"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"

"Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet."

"I'm going to a costume party as jesus. What are some good jesus party quotes I can use?"

"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""

"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"