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Joke of the Day
"I got this Jewish girl's number She rolled her sleeve up"
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"What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady (Deh-Lih-Cuh-Dee) Edit: The D"
"Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871."
"Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know."
"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."
"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."
"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
"Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said ""Care to make this interesting?"" And I said ""Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"""
"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"