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Joke of the Day

"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."

"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."

"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""

"Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses."

"What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?"

"Hitler favorite price? nein neinty nein!"

"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."

"Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Truth or dare I: M: I:.. Dare M: I dare you to give me this job I:(under breath) Damn she's good"