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Joke of the Day

"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"

"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."

"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."

"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("

"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."

"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."

"I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are."