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Joke of the Day
"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."
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"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all of the W's."
"With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have been referring to the obituaries as the Subscriber Countdown"
"FUCK YEAH I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD *smooth criminal blasts an i bust out sick mj moves* ""congrats sir u are now manager of this kfc/taco bell"
"Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food"
"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."
"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"
"Next time my 5 y/o says ""Daddy, guess what?"", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years."
"If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be? A Fassbender"