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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"How did Napoleon eat his chicken? HE PULLED THE BONESAPART! Lol and a rock for yuhhhhh!"

"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"

"LPT: If a non-Redditor sends you a funny pic/video on Facebook, don't tell them you already saw it last week on Reddit. You don't want them to finally realize you're a neckbeard."

"What's the difference between an epileptic clamshell-shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The clamshell-shucker shucks between fits..."

"Why is Ashley Maddison the best hook up site on the Internet? Because everyone got fucked."

"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"

"What did one bean say to the other? How you bean doing."

"Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay? because... K8 K9"

"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."