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Joke of the Day

"Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture."

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."

"If you had bad legs, why wouldn't you want to be a college professor? Because you never sitty down!"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"

"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it."

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"

"Gabe Newell just died... His hair black"

"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"