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Joke of the Day
"Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture."
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"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"
"lower my casket into the ground and play ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out."
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"Do you know why they call them Sperm Whales? Because they're delicious!"
"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."
"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""
"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... But she did move to California in 1849"
"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."