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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was."

"If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... They are usually 90 degrees."

"Sorry, page 2 of Google searches."

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"

"A husband came home with half gallon a of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick,"" he replied. ""Pour me some."""

"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"

"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""

"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."