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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."
"Waiter waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh that one ? he comes here every night."
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that's the definition of an accident."
"Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... ""Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years."" ""That's not a pig, it's a duck!"" ""I was talking to the duck."""
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."
"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"