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Joke of the Day

"Found my cat reading To Kill A Mockingbird. I told him that it didn't actually involve killing birds, but he said he liked courtroom dramas."

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"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."
"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."
"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest."
"BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins They needed a switch hitter"
"What did Nazis do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps."
"My doctor said I need to drink more water every day, so I have started putting ice cubes in my vodka."
"""Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!"" -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time"
"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."