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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too."

"How do you call mosquitoes where you live? We don't. They just come unwanted"

"Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"

"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"

"How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon? 3edgy5me"

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"Beethoven asks his audience: ""Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?"" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: ""I can't hear you!"""

"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"

"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."