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Joke of the Day
"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"
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"That's how I ended up with a polytheist child I started with several theist children, asked them to hold tight to one another and sprayed them with a catalyst."
"The disabled vet So my buddy is a disabled vet. It's really sad because he got injured on the job. Turns out he's not very good with animals."
"My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have."
"Alderaan whoa this blew up"
"Why do giraffes have a great love life? Because they keep a good distance between their brains and their heart."
"How do you know a Muslim is lying? their lips are moving"
"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."
"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"
"So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight... lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?"