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Joke of the Day
"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"
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"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
"I recently surveyed 100 women about their favorite shampoo preferences... The number one answer was, ""What the hell are you doing in my bathroom!?"""
"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"
"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."
"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"