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Joke of the Day
"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."
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"Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!"
"currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out"
"Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!"
"Did you hear about the clarinet player who left her clarinet in the backseat of her unlocked car? When she got back, there were 14 more."
"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"Watching ""Annie"" all I could think was, ""That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."""
"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."
"How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating."
"If I had a dollar for everytime I unnecessarily sexualize a sentence, I'd have 69 dollars."