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Joke of the Day
"Hey Target, it's Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa"
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"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."
"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."
"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."
"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."
"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"
"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"