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Joke of the Day
"What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind"
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"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."
"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"
"Massive fall on Wall St today... Nope, wait, just Hillary fainting."
"What did the number 1 say to (pi)? Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!"
"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."
"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"