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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"
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"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"
"You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I hear he's all right now."
"A man walks into a bar... ... he says ""ouch!"""
"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"