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Joke of the Day

"I tried to visit a new subreddit /r/god All I got was ""there doesn't seem to be anything here"". Check. Your move, religionists"

"So this guy walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, ""Samsung has had this feature for years""."

"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."

"Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?"

"Did you hear about the amateur porn actor with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."

"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."

"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."

"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."