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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint? He suffered blunt force trauma"

"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."

"[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors? Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies."

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""

"ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot"

"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."

"What did Stephen Hawking name his new hair salon The Curl Up and Dye"

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"