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Joke of the Day

"What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA."

"Mime Ninja Silent, But Deadly."

"I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter..."

"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"

"What do you get when you cross the Russian mafia and the Yakuza? Killed."

"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"

"Can Norwegians make a documentary about anything other than the Kon Tiki?"

"How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? Let's just say he felt overall sadness."

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"I hate racism and black people."