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Joke of the Day
"What technology are old people better at using than young people? Life support."
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"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"
"Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records."
"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"
"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."
"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."
"It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says ""You're fired"" every time he launches a nuke."
"What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas."
"Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their pere"
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."