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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"
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"So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them."
"Reddit is like a shiny, new penny... It's fun to look but completely worthless! - Edit: Wow, front page! :D Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone"
"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."
"I know 25 letters of the alphabet really well... ...I don't know why."
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
"Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons."
"what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD"
"My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser."
"How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream -2 scoops baby -Add rootbeer and serve"