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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"

"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe."

"I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?.."

"If you love something, set it free If you hate something, do origami If you're hungry, go watch a movie I don't understand how advice works"

"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."

"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."

"You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave."

"Phones these days are so expensive... If you fall and hear a crack, you hope you broke your leg."