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Joke of the Day

"Sex with 3 people... Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome."

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."

"cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"A conversation between God and and Angel GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."

"Politicians are like coolant... Anti-frees"

"What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare."

"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."